RAJNIKANTH-THE SUPERHERO

Wonders of Rajnikanth

2011-04-19T07:31:00.000-07:00

RECENTLY CHENNAI AIRPORT WAS CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG.......
........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA !!!!!!!!!!

* RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!

* GOVT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA !!!!!!!

* DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:
WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!

* RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......

THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!

* THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????

BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....

* BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!!
EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!!

* AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE

RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ....

* WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????

BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!

* ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....!
SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS
................
..............
SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY.................................
.......... RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

* BREAKING NEWS:
ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!!
RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????
....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!

* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..

* Rajnikanth’s next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

* THE SARDARJIS ASSOCIATION HAS DECIDED TO DONATE ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS TO RAJANIKANTH AS A TOKEN OF THANKS FOR SHIFTING PEOPLES FOCUS AWAY FROM THEM!!!!!

Birth of Rajnikant

2010-11-10T21:46:00.000-08:00

Rajnikant took birth when Albert Einstein discovered that light can be converted to mass by the equation E=MC2

How Does Rajnikant Plan His Stunts ?

2008-12-24T02:58:00.000-08:00

Rajnikant's Fan From Japan !!!

2008-12-23T09:40:00.000-08:00

Toshokan(Rajnikant's Fan From Japan!!!) imitating superstar Rajnikanth.This video includes some scenes from his new movie "Shivaji - The Boss".

Rajnikanth's Crazy Fan In Japan - More free videos are here

http://wonders-of-rajnikant.blogspot.com/
6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Rajnikant on a trip would all come in
with a little bit of this and a little bit of that
you can get what you see you can see what you get
and I bet that you all a little bit excited
if you want an autograph: "Honey I can write it !"
I got FAN worldwide on the planet
some called Whitney and some called Janet

I gotta FAN in Paris I gotta FAN in Rome
I even gotta FAN in the Vatican Dome
I gotta FAN right here I gotta fan right there
and I gotta FAN everywhere

I gott FAN on the moon I gott FAN on mars
I even gotta FAN that likes to dance on the stars
I gotta FAN right here and one right there
and I gotta FAN everywhere

From Miami Beach to Beluga Bay
from the Milky Way to East L.A:
from St. Tropes to may home cafe
that's my way and I do it like day by day in

Africa - America - Europe and Australia
Asia - Canada - I IRRITATE 'em all but i stand tall
India - Arabia - to the FANS of Germany
all around the planet you can be my fantasy

I gotta FAN in Paris I gotta FAN in Rome
I even gotta FAN in the Vatican Dome
I gotta FAN right here I gotta FAN right there
and I gotta FAN everywhere

I gott FAN on the moon I gott FAN on mars
I even gotta FAN that likes to dance on the stars
I gotta FAN right here and one right there
and I gotta FAN everywhere

You and me - no matter where you from baby -
no matter where you from baby - baby only you and me

ANOTHER LAWS-OF-PHYSICS-DEFYING-FIGHT OF RAJNIKANT

2008-12-22T05:13:00.000-08:00

But Unluckily it was this day Rajnikant died in movie for the first time...whatever happened doesnt matter but he never left smoking till his last breath !!

Never Say Die...Yenna ???

Shahrukh Realising That He Has Not Enough Power To Become SUPERHERO Like RAJNIKANT Works Out Hard To Get A Sixpack

2008-12-22T04:43:00.000-08:00

You Naughty Pussy Shahrukh...ummm :)

When RAJNI Gets Beaten By Villains,Its Not Actually A Beating But Just A WARM UP EXERCISE

2008-12-22T00:42:00.000-08:00

I KNOW JUDO,KARATE,KUNG FOO,JU JITSU,BOXING, !@#$ , &*#% ,"*&^ .....YOU NAUGHTY VILLAIN...Mind It!!!

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.

2008-12-22T00:34:00.000-08:00

Ha Ha...Naughty SNAKE !!!

Little Kids Taking Dance Lessons From Rajnikant

2008-12-22T00:19:00.000-08:00

Not many people know that Rajni is one of the best dancers around the globe..but he has never tried to dance because he is afraid that it can lead to increase in frequency of earthquakes and tsunamis and can ultimately lead to a apocalypse.So he quenches his thirst of dancing by teaching the kids how to dance....how sweet !

You Naughty Child..i am a DISCO DANCER!!!..Yenna?? @#$%!!! Mind It!!!

People In Other Parts Of World Faking His Copyrighted Stunts:RAJNI TO FILE A LAWSUIT

2008-12-22T00:09:00.000-08:00

HEY YOU ANGREJ...YOU NAUGHTY PUSSY...THAT IS MY COPYRIGHT!!! MIND IT!!!! @#$% !!!

Today Rajnikant Seems To Be In Mood

2008-12-21T23:51:00.000-08:00

SHAKE IT LADY!!!...YENNA...???

Vijaykanth Trying To Steal Rajnikant's Powers : Time For Rajni Fans To Rasie Their Voice !

2008-12-21T23:46:00.000-08:00

YOU SILLYYYYY VIJAYKANTH...BUT I AM THE BEST...!!

Rajnikant And Mithuuun Together In One Movie : Poisonous Combination!!!

2008-12-21T12:43:00.000-08:00

Aieeeeeeeeeee Mithuuuuun Is My Brother Froma Bollywood !!!! Mind It !!!

Yenna Rascalllaaaa Dhoni Fakes Rajnikant

2008-12-21T12:36:00.000-08:00

"oth@!!! pund#$ F*** you enna rascalllaaaa.....Dhoni...Mind It!!!"

Shahruuukkh Khan Fakes Rajnikant In Om Shanti Om

2008-12-21T12:25:00.000-08:00

naughty pussy shahruuukh....Yenna...Mind It !!!

Chacha Chowdhry And Rajnikant

2008-12-21T12:23:00.001-08:00

Do you ever wonder where does Rajni gets ideas for his stunts....Watch This Video...

Dai Chacha Miiiind It!!!

Rajnikant's new movie with Shahrukh Khan : Chak De Rajni

2008-12-21T12:10:00.000-08:00

Apart From Rajni ...Also Starring !!!
Thakur from Shole,hair stylist Javed habeeb,Himesh Reshamiya,Sachin Tendulkar,Mithuuun da and Amitab Bachpan

Yeppo Na Vund Chak De Superstar!!!

Another Day In Life Of Rajnikant : The Villain Chase

2008-12-21T12:00:00.000-08:00

Naughty Pussy Learn fightinga froma me...Yennaaa ?

Rajni Funda 1 : How to kill 3 birds with One Stone ?

2008-12-21T11:54:00.000-08:00

Use Youra Mind...You Idiota !!!

Rajnikant In Dhoom 3...Eppadi Aaaaa !!!

2008-12-21T11:51:00.000-08:00

Dhooma Dhooma...Dhooma Machaale...Watch it you rascalla !!!

Rajnikant Runs Faster Than Cheetah

2008-12-21T11:28:00.000-08:00

Today we happened to witness another new wonder of Rajnikant....i mean it was amazing...The Superhero saved life of a deer ....check out the video....Mind It!!

Catch me baby if you can... you naughty pussy!!!

If You Are In Trouble,Always Call For Rajnikant....He will always be there to save you!!!

2008-12-21T11:03:00.000-08:00

The usual laws of physics fail wherever Rajnikant goes !!!
If you dont believe it....just check out this video...i think bollywood heros really need to learn how to defy laws of physics before Rajnikant gets them !!

My Name Is Rajni........Rajnikant...Mind It!!!!

Another Face Of Rajnikant

2008-12-21T09:59:00.000-08:00

Enna Da Nee Kindle Pundra....You RASCALLAA....Aiyeeeee Mind It !!!

Rajni On His Return Journey From Sun

2008-12-19T10:56:00.000-08:00

Rajni has got a special Teflon Coating over his skin which makes him resistant to very high temperatures at which no being can survive.

This winter vacation Rajni went to the Sun to take a Sunbath. In this picture he is on his return journey to earth after his winter vacation at sun.

Aiiiieeeeee I am The Superhero....Mind It!!!!

Top Rajnikant Facts Published!!

2008-12-19T10:24:00.000-08:00

Top Rajnikant Facts Published!! - Aieeeeeeeeeeee Mind It

by anupamsingha 499 days ago, published 498 days ago
http://www.indianpad.com/story/84375

1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.

2. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

3. Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.

4. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

5. Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

6. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.

7. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

8. Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.

9. There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

10. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

11. Rajnikant can divide by zero.

12. Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.

13. When taking the GRE, write “Rajnikant” for every answer. You will score over 1600.

14. Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

15. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

16. Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikant”

17. If you Google search “Rajnikant getting kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.

18. Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

19. Rajnikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

20. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

21. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

22. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.

23. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

24. James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

25. Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair

RAJNIKANT'S TRIGNOMETRIC AND ANGULAR ANALYTICAL POWERS

2007-12-01T10:45:00.001-08:00

RAJNIKANT'S TRIGNOMETRIC AND ANGULAR ANALYTICAL POWERS

THIS IS THE STUNT WHICH IS BEING PLANNED FOR RAJNIKANT'S UPCOMING BLOCKBUSTER

NOTE : THE STUNT SHOWN HERE SHOULD NOT BE PERFORMED BY ANYBODY...ONLY RAJNI IS CAPABLE OF DOING THIS

Aiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mind It!!!!!!

RAJNIKANT'S OPTICOKINETIC THEOREM OF LIGHTING CIGAR

2007-12-01T10:20:00.000-08:00

RAJNIKANT'S OPTICOKINETIC THEOREM OF LIGHTING CIGAR

Aiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mind It!!!

MUSCLES OF RAJNI

2007-12-01T06:02:00.001-08:00

IN A NORMAL HUMAN BEING THE NUMBER OF MUSCLES ARE 630
BUT IN RAJNIKANT THERE ARE 6,30,000 MUSCLES...

THAT IS WHY... WHILE DOING PUSH UPS...HE DOES NOT PULLS HIMSELF UPWARDS BUT ACTUALLY HE PUSHES THE EARTH DOWNWARDS..

Yennnaaaa Rascalllaaaaa!!!

RAJNI CAN TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT

2007-11-30T09:50:00.000-08:00

TODAY RAJNI SHOWED US HOW TO TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT......HE ASKED ME TO TAKE ONE PIC OF HIM WHILE HE DID THAT....

TO DO THIS WONDER RAJNI USUALLY USES HIS GUITAR...

WHEN HE STRUMS HIS GUITAR HAVING SIX STRINGS WITH HIS FIVE FINGERS , ACC TO

RAJNI'S THERMODYNAMICAL PHYSICS

FOLLOWING ARE THE CALCULATIONS

speed of sound by each string on strumming guitar
= 344 m/s

since there are six strings in guitar > (344)*6

= 1657107395117056 m/s = speed of rajni

while the speed of light is just 299792458 m/s

somebody told me tht by virtue of this power RAJNI is capable of doing following things which nobody else can do....

rajni can go to moon in one millionth of a second(i hope he never comes back)
rajni can be everywhere inspite of being nowhere
though at speed of light no matter can exist...but rajni is so strong tht he can play his guitar and dance even at speeds many times greater than light..
and above all ...rajni can kiss/kick his own ass on making revolutions around the earth..

RAJNI CAN MOVE BOTH HIS LEGS AT VERY HIGH SPEED

2007-11-30T08:27:00.000-08:00

RAJNI CAN MOVE HIS LEGS AT VERY HIGH SPEEDS RANGING FROM SPEEDS OF 50-100 BEATS PER SECOND ...WHICH MEANS HE CAN KILL 50-100 VILLIANS IN ONE SEC...

SO IF WE WORK OUT THE MATHEMATICS...RESULTS ARE AS FOLLOWS...

IN ONE SECOND RAJNI CAN DESTROY 50 TO 100 VILLAINS
IN ONE MINUTE RAJNI CAN DESTROY 3000 TO 6000 VILLIANS
IN ONE DAY RAJNI CAN DESTROY 72000 TO 144000 VILLIANS
IN ONE WEEK RAJNI CAN DESTROY 504000 TO 1008000 VILLIANS
AND SO ON

BUT REMEMBER THAT THESE FACTS ARE VALID ONLY FOR RAJNI'S ONE LEG ...IF YOU WANT THE COMBINED RESULT ...YOU WILL HANE TO MULTIPLY IT BY 2......

RAJNIKANT - THE SUPERHERO

2007-11-30T08:08:00.000-08:00

THIS IS ONE OF MY BLOGS SPECIALLY DEDICATED TO RAJNIKANT AND HIS COUNTLESS SUPER POWERS......I WILL BE POSTING SOME REAL LIFE PHOTOS OF RAJNI IN ACTION WHICH ARE NOT AVAILABLE ANYWHERE ELSE....

I WILL TELL YOU A SECRET...THESE PICS AND FUNDAS AND LAWS OF RAJNI THERMODYNAMICAL PHYSICS WERE GIVEN TO ME BY RAJNI HIMSELF....HE SAYS...HE WANTS THT HIS SUPERPOWER SHOULD BE ACQUIRED BY SOMEBODY...SO THT AFTER HE IS GONE SOMEBODY SHOULD BE THERE TO SAVE INDIA AND THE WORLD FRM THE DARK FORCES....